Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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