Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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