found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Come share oat with me in your robe
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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