whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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