I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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