I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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