Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize