He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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