But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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