Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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