I think scott just propositioned me for sex
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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