what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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