so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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