Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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