Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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