windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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