What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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