I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
of course. lets lasso hookers.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
