Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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