you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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