hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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