so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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