i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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