Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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