Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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