He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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