Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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