I just made out with a guy for $7.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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