it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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