even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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