Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Welp...herpes.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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