I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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