so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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