At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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