fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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