I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
we should paint friendship bongs
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