me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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