You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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