I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Randomize
