he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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