So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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