i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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