he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
tell me about the eggs
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