and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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