In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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