I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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