are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
COCAINE IS GR8
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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