Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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