I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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