im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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