There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
smell my finger.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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