I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Drake has all the answers
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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