party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
be right there i have to get my cape
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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