i was born a porn star she said
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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