We should be called the Road Head Warriors
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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