she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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